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Three close man friends gather around to talk about colourful swimmers. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below.

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Episode 454: Recorded 03/09/25

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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
00:45 People Keep Dying Because AI is Telling Them To
06:43 Colourful, Glow in the Dark Cum (idk how we got here already)
12:06 Vaginas and Penises
20:32 Women's Names Are Trendy, But Men’s Names Are Forever
29:36 Public Pools Are Gross
35:22 Trying Not to Wash Your Hands Too Often
52:53 Turkey Is All Street Food
55:28 Cumming in Swimming Pools & Coffee
1:19:02 Back to the AI Suicides
1:08:18 The Loneliness Economy
1:15:53 Wrap

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Hosts:
Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Additional Links:
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw
SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast
Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive &
https://linktr.ee/zayaLT
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ &
https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/
Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network

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